Mad Sweeney (
onlythebranch) wrote2017-10-07 02:14 pm
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It's a bar, which is the first point in its favour, but it's also under a fucking sex shop, which delights Sweeney in ways he knows he can't explain. Despite liking being bitten or punched and otherwise hurt during sex, he'd never think to describe himself as having particularly kinky tastes and though he can't imagine there's any man in the world who wouldn't like a good pegging if he allowed himself to get over his bullshit fragile fucking masculinity, he's never done much shopping for the occasion.
Still, it's a bar under a sex store and the promise of alcohol alone is enough of a reason to head inside. The idea of there being whips and handcuffs and fucking gimp suits overhead while he drinks just makes it all funnier to him.
It's possible his sense of humour has never matured all that much, even in the past seven hundred years.
He heads around to the entrance off the alley, walking heavily down the stairs, but he's in a good mood and he's got no reason to get into a fight tonight. A place like this might be the sort of place he wants to head back to in the future and unless someone really pisses him off, he'll try to be on his best behaviour tonight. Usually when he smashes the shit out of a place, no one wants to let him come back to drink anymore.
When he sees a familiar blonde behind the bar, he can't help but grin. Now more than ever he doesn't want to piss off the management -- not much, anyway -- and he drops onto a stool and leans heavily against the bar, his arms draping over the top as he waits for her to turn and see him.
Still, it's a bar under a sex store and the promise of alcohol alone is enough of a reason to head inside. The idea of there being whips and handcuffs and fucking gimp suits overhead while he drinks just makes it all funnier to him.
It's possible his sense of humour has never matured all that much, even in the past seven hundred years.
He heads around to the entrance off the alley, walking heavily down the stairs, but he's in a good mood and he's got no reason to get into a fight tonight. A place like this might be the sort of place he wants to head back to in the future and unless someone really pisses him off, he'll try to be on his best behaviour tonight. Usually when he smashes the shit out of a place, no one wants to let him come back to drink anymore.
When he sees a familiar blonde behind the bar, he can't help but grin. Now more than ever he doesn't want to piss off the management -- not much, anyway -- and he drops onto a stool and leans heavily against the bar, his arms draping over the top as he waits for her to turn and see him.

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"No gunshot wounds this time, I see," she says, voice lilting up almost into a question, a slight edge in her voice. "At least, you better not be bleeding all over my bar." She doesn't usually get possessive about it, but right now, she thinks she's entitled. She doesn't exactly have anything else to her name — her brother's gone, her boyfriend is now her ex-boyfriend, she's sleeping until her office until she finds a place to live, all but one of her friends are gone. This, though, she gets to keep. "What can I get you?"
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It's never a fight they can win and men like that are the type Sweeney puts down fast, but he does put them down instead of just backing off. A fight's an awful thing to waste, after all. But so far no one here has looked at him and maybe it'll stay that way if they see he knows the owner.
"Southern Comfort and coke," he says, then points at her with a smirk. "And don't give me shit about it. I've heard it enough fuckin' times over the years and it sure as fuck hasn't changed my mind yet."
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"And don't worry," she adds, setting the glass down in front of him. "I've worked in bars too long to give you any shit about it."
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He grins as she sets down his glass, pays her for it, then holds his empty hand over her tip jar and rubs his fingers together, dropping a few gold coins into the glass. They clink merrily on top of the other tips that have been thrown inside and then he takes his glass.
"So this is your bar, then?" he asks. "Nice location."
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Flustered as she might have been at first, she's long since stopped being fazed by Whiplash. If anything, there had been a strange sort of thrill in imagining what her parents would have had to say about her running a sex shop, something that she can only guess would be even more disappointing than her staying in New York with her brother instead of going to college like she was supposed to.
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Of course, had he ever decided to run a bar, the damn thing would have only managed to stay open due to his tendency toward exceptionally good luck than through any effort of his own. If he were running a bar, he'd end up drinking most of his stock and spending evenings face down on the floor. These days it wouldn't amount to much for him, but not all that long ago he could have counted on his luck to carry him through.
He really misses his fucking coin.
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Besides, she has an emotional attachment to this place that she never would have to the shop upstairs. It is, like her, a transplant from another life, albeit in a new setting now. Whiplash was Neil's and later Brian's and then Max's, but McCormick's means something to her.
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She must do enough business to keep the place open and in a world of modern conveniences, Mad Sweeney knows that's not always easy. Half the time now it seems like people would rather buy a bottle of whatever they prefer to get plastered, then head home to do so in front of their television.
All hail fucking Media.
"You got regulars that keep this place goin'?" he asks. "Seems like you'd have to with an entrance off an alley. Unless that's the charm of this fuckin' place. Have the hipsters found it? Called it underground and subversive and claimed it for their own? They fuckin' will yet."
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Shrugging, she adds, "And yeah, we've got a good few regulars. Some people who were friends with the guy who used to own this place before. A lot of other people who came from outside Darrow. Others, too, but I think that's mostly what keeps it going."
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He'd spent most of that decade and the two following in some sort of altered state, high on whatever what popular and easy to get at the time. In the end he still prefers alcohol and he knows a good number of people'd call him a drunk, but he doesn't much give a shit one way or the other.
People die. He doesn't. They can call him whatever the fuck they want during the mere seconds they spend in his life.
"Maybe I'll become a regular," he says with a slow, lazy grin. "Do my best not to get in any fights or take 'em outside when they become inevitable." Because they often do.
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She shakes her head a little, not wanting to dwell on it too much. "Hey, as long as you take them outside, works for me. I need customers just about as much as I don't need property damage."
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"The twenties," he continues. "The century before that. The one before that. You want tales of the 1660s, I can give those to you, too, so long as you pour me another drink and find a few ways t'loosen my tongue."
He says it with a grin and a lift of his eyebrow, not entirely meaning to be lewd, but seeing no point in avoiding it either.
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Gently pushing his glass back towards him, she arches her brow in turn, arms folded across her chest. "Well, that's the another drink part covered," she says. "Just how loose would your tongue have to be?"
Just what she's doing, she hasn't really got a clue. She's long since had a self-destructive streak a mile wide, but she can't really categorize this as that; she doesn't know if she'd call it flirting, either. There's an obvious sort of suggestion behind those words, though, and she's feeling reckless enough to try to see just how much of one it is.
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"Not very," he admits. "If you've not guessed, I'm a bit of a talker, darling."
But she's taken his comment and maybe she's not exactly run with it, but she hasn't run from it either. These past few months, Sweeney has done everything in his power to steer away from anyone without a cock, simply because the last woman he wanted to fuck had been dead at his hands and he'd like to not think on that very hard. Hild stands apart from everyone, set aside from the world as he's come to accept it, but Lucy is so very much entrenched in it, despite being out of her time, too. It stirs a heat in him he's not entirely reluctant to stoke.
She's not fucking dead, after all.
"It's easy to get me goin'," he adds, then finishes his drink.
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With nothing to rail against, no system to fight, nothing to direct her anger towards, all that frustration, that energy, has to go somewhere. Occasionally, that involves some questionable decisions.
It isn't like there's any harm in playing along with him, anyway. He's tipped well, there will be a bartender back on duty in a while, and she might as well see just how far he intends to take this.
"So when you say going, do you really just mean talking?"
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Most days he'd rather fight than fuck, he'd rather fight than just about anything else, but there are alternatives when it comes to getting riled up and some of them do the job just as well as being punched in the face a few times. Hell, at this point there's no saying Lucy won't be happy to knock him around a bit.
A woman her size, it might not quite feel the same, but sometimes he's pleasantly surprised by the strength behind a nice, solid punch thrown by a woman who otherwise looks unassuming. She runs a bar, she has to be tough.
"I may not always start the fights, for example, but I sure as fuck enjoy finishing them," he says, then flashes another grin. "Among other things."
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She's playing with fire. She thinks maybe she's looking to get burned.
"I guess they'd just have to take your word for it, then, that you'd follow through."
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Not even Essie had been something like this, but then, he hadn't much real contact with Essie beyond the prison and the day of her death. There have been others, names and faces like distant shadows, the edges of their memories blurred by time and drink, and he should know better, but he never fucking learns. Seven bloody centuries and he never learns.
"Don't think I'm capable, love?" he asks. "Of following through?"
There's a reason she's doing this. He can feel it. He doesn't much care what it is, people have their reasons for making decisions and he's a leprechaun, not a bloody guardian angel. They can do whatever the hell they like and if they need his help, he's happy to lend it.
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She shouldn't in the first place. It isn't as if she'll be cheating on anyone this time; she's been single for weeks. Still, part of her feels like it's a betrayal of a sort. She'd loved Tommy — loves him still, as much as she tries to ignore that when she knows they broke up for a good reason and that it wouldn't have worked. She hates herself a little for that, which makes the idea of doing something like this all the more appealing. It's also all the more reason she needs a distraction.
"How do I know you're not all talk?"
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Unlike many people, Mad Sweeney has never had much of a problem with it.
"Suppose you'll just have to take my word for it," he says with a smirk, leaning closer still. She smells like the bar, like she's been here for awhile, but also divinely human, a scent most people don't even know they carry and he closes his eyes for a moment to breathe that in. "Whatever it is you want me for, lass, I've had centuries to learn how t'do it."
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"I have an office in the back," she says, jerking her head quickly in that direction, deliberately not answering the unspoken question of what she wants. She's got enough of an idea, and that much, at least, ought to have spoken for itself by now. "You should settle up and come meet me back there." She's half-tempted to say that the second drink is on her, but there's a potential implication there that she doesn't much like, and she doubts it makes any real difference. If he really isn't all talk, he'll do something about it.
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Maybe he's not only talk, but he still is a talker. The sort to run his mouth. It's ideal for getting into trouble whenever he wants.
"Go," he says, taking a step back and moving in the direction of her register. He'll dump ten fucking pounds of gold in her tip jar if that'll make her happy, not that he's generally that concerned with pleasing people, but he's got a damn good idea of what she wants out of him tonight and he'll be happy to provide.
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Exactly what she wants, she may not be sure of, but she does know that she isn't looking for anything soft and sweet and tender, which she thinks he'll know already. She wants, maybe, to feel that much worse, and in so doing release some of this tension, clear her head a little. Somehow, despite all of her teasing, she gets the sense that he'll be good for that.
One of her bartenders takes over as soon as she's started walking away, and she glances back only once as she heads down the little side corridor where her office is, unlocking the door and then leaving it just slightly ajar. The room is something of a mess, with boxes in the corners and a few pillows and blankets shoved against the wall, but she can't bring herself to care. She isn't trying to impress him or any shit like that. Even if she were, it wouldn't be worth it to try.
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And he's not exactly here out of the goodness of his fucking heart.
"No free drinks, no rose petals strewn about the floor," he says with a smirk as he closes the door behind him. "Christ, lass, what's a man got t'do to get a little romance around these parts?" This has nothing to do with romance and they both know it, but he's still wearing that same grin as he approaches her. "And after all those coin tricks I done for you."
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It's been nearly a month, though, and Tommy is not who she wants to be thinking about right now, except inasmuch as she's been left with this restlessness under her skin, needing an outlet of some sort. This is the best sort of bad decision she could make. Given that he's here in the first place, she doubts he's anything less than willing.
"So do you want to fuck me or what?"
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