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Mail for Mad Sweeney, #41 Chelsea Cloisters

Leave a message. And make it fuckin' short. Don't be one of those people who don't know when the fuck to shut up. Just the fuckin' basics.

[Mail, phone message or text messages!]
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Maybe, Mad Sweeney thinks as he walks home, an enormous Irish Wolfhound at his side, he's gone truly mad all over again.

The dog is technically a senior, according to Saoirse's sister, even though it's not noticeable except in a bit of grey around her muzzle. Her name is Mab, because of course it fucking is. Queen of the goddamn fairies here, trotting along by his side, strangely calm. He's got a leash hooked to her collar, but he doesn't thinks he would even need it. She hasn't gone more than six inches from his hip since the moment he signed the papers.

He's done all this without consulting Spike, which he realizes might've been a fucking mistake, but then Mab looks at him with her big, dark eyes and he knows this dog was meant for him. Somehow, she was meant to find him.

"Fuck," he says as she looks at him, ears pricked.

He goes to a pet store, one of the big ones, and gets someone to help him pick out all the stuff he'll need. Bowls, food, a harness -- better than a collar, they promise -- as well as a bed big enough for her frame, treats, the right brush for her coat, and finally, some toys.

When they get home, Sweeney puts her bed down and takes off her leash, then fills her bowls with water and kibble, but Mab is more interested in sniffing around, exploring her new space. Sweeney makes himself a drink, then sits down on the couch to watch her and to wait for his husband.

Mab sniffs at the bed, then turns to look at Sweeney, and instead of lying down there, she hops up onto the couch beside him. Her head is huge, bigger than he realized, and when she settles it into Sweeney's lap, he drops his hand to her ears, scratching gently.

By the time the door opens, they're both half asleep.
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It's Christmas Eve and it's snowing, a light dusting falling over the city. Mad Sweeney is standing on their balcony, a cigarette between his lips, his flask held loosely in his hand, watching Christmas lights twinkle across Darrow below. Out there are people gathered, drinking and exchanging presents and going to parties with fancy wines and cheese and all that shit he never really did. (Except maybe as a king, he thinks, all the years he doesn't really remember.)

Hundreds of years. Hundreds of Christmas Eves. These ones in Darrow are by far his best.

"You gotta think, the real Saint Nicholas would blow his fuckin' lid if he saw what a world of belief created out of him," he says, speaking to Spike through the open door into the flat behind him. It's cold, but neither of them really feel it the way other people do. Regular people.

And they've been not-regular together for a time now. Maybe not that long in the grand scheme of it all, the length of their lives, but long enough that Sweeney is long past the self-destructive desire to fuck things up. It never even occurs to him these days. Spike and Darrow are the two constants after a long bloody time of there being nothing consistent at all.

"Met Santa once, y'know," he continues, blowing smoke out into the evening air. He takes a swig of whiskey from his flask and closes his eyes, turning his face up into the snow. "Krampus, too."
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It takes a lot to surprise a man like Mad Sweeney.

Three thousand years of life means he's seen a lot of crazy shit, even if he doesn't remember a good chunk of it these days, but between gods and myths and legends, not much can throw him off his game. Especially now. He's -- and he fucking hates this won't, but it's the only one for it -- settled.

So it takes a lot to surprise him, but that doesn't mean it can't happen. Case in point, this moment right here.

Sweeney had woken up that morning mildly hungover and in need of a bucket of coffee. He had rolled out of bed, kissed Spike goodbye, promised to bring something home to him, and then wandered out of their flat, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

Now he's standing outside the coffee shop he'd stopped at, holding a huge cup of coffee in one hand and a business card in the other, staring down at it as if it's written in a language he can't read. He can read a lot of languages -- and this one's in English, besides -- but he still isn't really sure what the fuck he's looking at.

"Just think about it, okay?" the woman who's given him the card asks. "You've got a great look, the camera would love you. Even if it's only extra work."

"Uh... yeah," Sweeney answers, though he has no fucking intention of being an extra in movies. "Yeah, sure. Sure."

"Great," the woman says, flashing a smile. "Make sure you do. It's a great opportunity. Call my office."

Then she's gone, boots thumping on the sidewalk as she walks away, leaving Sweeney standing there alone with his coffee and her card.
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People might not look at Spike and Mad Sweeney and see a romantic couple, but they'd be really goddamn wrong.

There's a poem Sweeney carries around everywhere with him, folded around his lucky coin, that says otherwise. Spike might not like it, might be pretty fucking embarrassed by it, but Sweeney doesn't give a shit. He loves it. Maybe it isn't great, it's not a poem that's going to end up published in a book or even some shitty student poetry pamphlet, but it's his. It was written for him.

It goes everywhere with him. The poem and the coin.

Their wedding wasn't exactly traditional, walking around the city and finding some municipal employee to marry them, but they don't need traditional. And they sure as fuck don't need traditional on a day like today, this dumbfuck Hallmark hijacked holiday, doused in pink and red streamers and then dipped in chocolate before being hung out to dry. Sweeney's more interested in the ridiculous alien cult than he is Valentine's Day.

Except for some reason he's found himself standing outside a florist. All the shit inside is overpriced, way too much money for something that's just going to die, but he isn't walking on. He isn't going home. Instead he stands there a while longer and by the time he does go home, he's somehow holding a dozen red roses folded inside their paper.

He'd been lucky enough to get the last dozen. Luckier still that the woman behind the counter had given him a discount, them being the last ones and all.

Now he'll just be lucky if Spike doesn't laugh his ass off over them.
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They're being followed.

Normally that'd be the sort of thing that would get Sweeney all hot and bothered, the prospect of a fight before he and Spike get dinner and then probably fuck like wild animals as soon as they're home. That's date night. Not that either of them refer to it as such, but he knows they're both thinking it. A fight, a meal and some drinks, then fucking like mad. All in all, it's pretty perfect.

Only he can already tell this isn't going to be a decent fight. Whoever it is that's been trailing them for a few blocks now is at least half his size and he knows from experience with Spike that size doesn't always mean a lack of strength, but this guy feels distinctly human. Sometimes it can be fun to break some normal kid in half, but usually only when he's done something shitty.

Right now, as it stands, their pursuer is really only in danger of interrupting date night.

"He's not even bein' fuckin' quiet about it," Sweeney says to Spike, almost a whine. Nothing can kill his good mood faster than a shitty, wasteful fight.

"Hey!"

"Fuckin' finally," he says, rolling his eyes and turning around. "What?"

"Your spell didn't work!"

Sweeney looks at Spike, then back at the kid. "My what?"

"Your spell! You told me to bring something to you that belonged to him and that he'd fall in love with me!"

Still looking at Spike, Sweeney says, "Doesn't sound like somethin' I'd do."
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Around him, there are fires burning, the light of them flickering against his skin and hair, turning him gold. Screams split the night air, and Mad Sweeney stands in the centre of a small plaza, a dilapidated fountain to his right, a broken park bench surrounded by a display of rotting pumpkins to his left, and three East Hallow villagers facing him down.

He understands the purpose of all this. It's been clear to him for weeks, the need for sacrifice burning through this place, and even without the warnings he'd known what this place wanted. Having a ghost whisper it in his ear had only clarified what he already felt and he's been waiting for this. Waiting for the violence of it, waiting for the good he knows he can do, even if he'd have never phrased it like that.

What he hadn't counted on was feeling like this. This sense of otherness. Of a flickering between who he is and who he was. It ripples down his spine, a separation of Mad Sweeney and Lugh, a leprechaun who revels in violence and a god-king who once demanded sacrifice. Was he all that different from this, he wonders? Or was he just another wild-eyed villager with blood on his hands, trying to lead his people to a greater, more peaceful life?

And does it fucking matter?

He can feel a fine trembling at the edges of his sanity. The split between Sweeney and Lugh grows wider or perhaps it's growing smaller. Is he two or are two coming together? Does that matter either? Thousands of years of life and memories will never be packaged into anything that makes a goddamn bit of sense and he thinks maybe it's high fucking time he let that be the end of it.

Spike is here somewhere, seeming like the last fucking thing he has to hold onto, and he will rain blood down on this fucking place to make sure they both make it out of here alive.

Maybe it's time for Lugh to take his own goddamn sacrifice.

"Come on then, you fuckin' cunts," he grits out to the villagers advancing on him as his hands flex and then tighten into fists by his side. "You want a gift for your gods? Come and fuckin' get it."
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They're not friends.

They're almost friends, but they're not friends, which is exactly how Mad Sweeney likes it and that's why he grins broadly when he catches sight of the man who'd welcomed him to Darrow all those years ago with a proper fight. Even if they're not quite friends, he's a hell of a lot more interesting than anyone else here tonight, as proven by the fact that the woman he's playing darts against can't hit the board to save her life.

"Hey, boy-o!" Sweeney calls, looking directly at Chuck, even as he continues to throw his darts. In quick succession, all without looking at the board, he lands three nearly perfect shots, then abandons the game altogether. He snags his drink from the table as he goes, sauntering across the room and then nodding toward the bar in an unspoken question.

He'll get Chuck a drink. The bartenders here like him. He tips well and doesn't start fights and everyone seems to have a rush of good luck at the VLTs whenever he's around, which makes them buy more drinks. When Mad Sweeney stops in to this particular place, it's a good night for everyone involved.

As if to drive this fact home, there's a cheerful ringing from a machine in the corner and a little cheer goes up as the person sitting in front of it hits a modest jackpot.

"C'mon then, lad," he encourages. "Let's make a night of it."

[august]

Aug. 3rd, 2020 03:40 pm
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Never in all of his very long life did Mad Sweeney figure himself for this sort of shit, the friendship he's cultivated with a girl from a fairy tale, but now that he has he can't imagine it being any other way. Even now, after everything, his memories can be fickle and turbulent, but if there's one thing he knows for certain -- besides his love of violence -- it's that his very being will always be connected to the sun. It only makes sense that he and Rapunzel have the connection they do, even if they look utterly absurd from the outside.

And absurd they are. Especially on a day like today. Sweeney's eye is blackened from a recent fight and there's a cut on his lip he keeps probing with his tongue. He's not hungover, but he looks as if he could be, or maybe that he'd spent the entire night sleeping on the bench where he's currently seated, his arms resting along the back, his legs spread out in front of him. He's a big man and he takes up a great deal of space.

And this morning, looking as he does, he's waiting for Rapunzel.

There are few things in the world he could care less about than the opinions of the people who live in this place. He's got the folks who matter, the rest can go fuck themselves, and when they glance his way, whispering at the state of him, he just bares his teeth in a deranged grin that tends to send them all scurrying away.

Rapunzel won't approve, but she always seems to forgive him. He figures she's got a soft spot for him, just like he has one for her.

[august 1]

Aug. 3rd, 2020 03:19 pm
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A year ago, Mad Sweeney had been wandering around this bloody city calling himself the God-King of the Tuatha Dé Danann, and while that isn't inaccurate, he sure as hell prefers knowing who he actually is and remembering most of the years between Lugh and now.

Still, the first of August arrives and with it, Lughnasadh. His bloody day.

He does everything in his power to ignore it, seeing no point to any of it. Maybe he had been Lugh once, but he's not that god-king any longer. He doesn't need a day, doesn't deserve one, and he'd rather not be associated with the gods in such a way. Being a leprechaun is fine by him. Better, really. It all boils down to his luck and his coins and he's perfectly content living with all that.

But the world has other plans for him, it seems, and in the early evening, as he contemplates either stopping for a drink or just heading home, a young woman with fine braids woven delicately into her hair, like those Lugh had worn into battle, stops him with her hand on his arm. She smiles up at him, her expression open and bright, then passes a corn doll into his hands.

"I think this is yours," she says, then she's off again, leaving Mad Sweeney to stare down at the corn doll representation of the god he used to be.

The weather is fine, warm and overcast without any suggestion of rain, and he makes his way to the park where he sits down on a bench. His flask is full and he presses an unlit cigarette between his lips as he stares down at the doll. Lughnasadh is a day of offering and sacrifice. He has no bull, no harvest, but as he takes out his lighter for his cigarette, he holds it, still unlit, to the edge of the doll's arm.

"Ought t'burn you up," he says to it. "Make myself the sacrifice."
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They don't go on dates, not in the traditional sense, but as Sweeney and Spike wander down the street just after sunlight, Sweeney's arm slung heavily across Spike's shoulders, he knows that's still what this is. A fucking date. Like he's some goddamn smitten teenage girl.

And ain't that just the crux of it all. He is a goddamn smitten idiot. He never figured this sort of life for himself again, not after Eorann, and while he's generally pretty good at lying to himself about a whole host of things, there's no lying about this. This is right where he wants to be. He thinks about it every now and then, about how it was, being married to her, being married at all, and he doesn't say anything because it's the only damn thing he's not certain about.

That's not the sort of men they are, he figures. Only it was at one point. They've both been there.

But these days, this city, there ain't no promising forever. He thinks someone would be a fool to even try and yet... well, he's a goddamn fool.

"Want me to win you another stuffed prize to go with that vampire I got you... when the fuck was that?" he asks, smirking as they near the boardwalk and some of the game booths set up during the summer. "Christ, I'm too fuckin' old, I can't remember shit."
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All things considered, Sweeney feels pretty goddamn zen about the whole thing.

Could be that the shock hasn't worn off yet or it could be that he'd just gotten used to Laura Moon fucking his life up in one way or another, but whatever the case, once the sun has set over the city and night has fallen, Sweeney finds himself out on the balcony of the flat he shares with Spike. He has a bottle of beer in one hand, a cigarette smouldering in the other, and he's got his chair kicked back on its back legs, his boots propped up against the railing that keeps idiots from plummeting straight to the cement below.

He can't believe she's here. Can't believe she's alive. At least there's no risk of her trying to steal his coin back this time, because without it, he couldn't even be sitting like this. His chair would tip or the railing would loosen and he'd end up smashing his skull open on the sidewalk. But it's his again now and she doesn't need it.

Looking out over the city, Sweeney lifts the bottle of beer and takes a sip, then glances back over his shoulder when he hears the bedroom door open. Spike had helped him bury her not all that long ago. He knows who Laura is and what she's meant to Sweeney. He's shit at this part, but he can't just say nothing.

"Out here," he calls. "Put on some socks, it's getting fuckin' cold."

Not that it matters to Spike, but Sweeney can't help himself. He even grins a little, picturing Spike in some fuzzy fucking socks, trying to keep his toes warm out here on the balcony.
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These days his mind is a fucking mess.

It helps that he can tell Spike about it, about all the shit that keeps coming up, the memories that rise and then fall, growing in clarity before fading again. It helps so fucking much that he has an outlet, but at the same time, he knows there are other people he needs to talk to. Especially after the way he was with them during that weird, fucked up week he spent as a god.

No, scratch that, he's always been that god. He just hadn't known it.

He should've gone to Rapunzel days ago, should've called or asked her to meet, but he's been so fucking tangled up that he hasn't talked to anyone besides Spike. Not on purpose anyway. But if there's anyone who deserves to see him after all that, it's her. He'd fucking worshipped her, referred to her only as the sun, and while there's always been that connection there, at least Sweeney has the good sense to treat her like the person she is rather than a thing upon which to pin his worship.

But he figures she won't beat him up over it and so he sends her a text, asking if she'll meet him on the boardwalk. As he walks, he thinks of Moira, the little girl who who had called him father. The little girl he'd abandoned, running mad into the woods. He's lived thousands of years and he's been so much, but a good man... no, he doesn't think he's ever been that.

Bringing a cigarette to his lips, he takes a drag and exhales smoke into the wind as he leans against the railing on the boardwalk and waits. Hoping she'll come.
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A week passes, most nights still spent with Spike, and then one morning Sweeney wakes up hungover under a park bench, clutching a fucking spear and the entirety of the goddamn week comes flooding back to him in a wave. For longer than he'd like to admit, he lies there under the park bench and stares up at the sky through the slats. He watches as the sun rises and tries to work out everything that happened. All he suddenly remembers.

When park security comes through and heads in his direction, Sweeney decides he doesn't want to spend a day in jail and he rolls to the side, then climbs to his feet and, still clutching the spear, begins to walk home. The sun is up, Spike will be in, and Sweeney can figure out what the hell to tell him about who he really is. A fucking god. He'd had no bloody idea.

It takes him a good part of the walk before he really pays attention to the spear he's holding and then, once he realizes what it is, Sweeney comes to a stop. He's holding Gungnir. He's holding the old one-eyed cunt's spear and Sweeney lets out a strangled sort of laugh, bordering on hysterical, before he continues on his way. If he's got Wednesday's spear, then Wednesday doesn't have it, and Sweeney isn't sure what that means, but he's got a pretty good idea that Wednesday won't be too bloody happy about it.

Feels kind of good, being able to fuck him over from an entirely different world.

But by the time Sweeney lets himself into the flat, the good cheer has disappeared. He's weighed down by these memories, these lives he'd forgotten, and he leans the spear against the wall, then heads straight for the kitchen. Straight for the whiskey. Making no effort to be quiet, he takes down a glass and pours himself a healthy drink, then knocks it back and pours himself another.

A wife. A daughter. Madness. A dead grandfather. Murdered grandfather, a giant who had wanted to murder him. A god. He's a fucking god. Sweeney laughs again, a rough sound, then swallows another mouthful of whiskey.

A fucking god.
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He sleeps in the same bedchambers where he'd woken, beside this William the Bloody, never feeling entirely at ease, but never concerned enough to leave. Finding another place to sleep would not have been a problem, he could have found someone to bed with ease and yet he hasn't. He returns each night to the same place where he'd woken and he falls into the same bed and the next morning he wakes up and does the same thing he'd done the day before.

It becomes more and more obvious as the days go by that he's not to escape this prison. It's a world that has forgotten its gods and here he is, a God-King with no worshippers of any kind. Stuck. Imprisoned in a place when no one and nothing else has ever been able to imprison him before. He's angry about it, but anger does little, and so, this day, he finds himself in the park and settles on a bench to consider what his next steps might be.

No family. No worshippers. No armies to command.

As he thinks, he plucks a coin from his hoard, a special coin, turns it over in his fingers, then sends it back. Over and over he does this, plucking the coin, sending it back. It flashes in the sunlight, playing over his features, over his braided beard. He sends it back again, then reaches for it once more and in its place finds something else entirely.

A spear.

Not his spear, but something very like it. Old and etched with runes he doesn't recognize. Holding it in his hands, Lugh studies the designs on it, wishing he could read them, then turns it on its side to appraise the point of it. The spear is sharp, able to do real damage, and he stands from the bench and hefts it in his hand.

There is no one in front of him. No one he might hit by accident. If there are people behind him, it matters not, for he's not throwing in that direction. He lifts the spear, then lets his arm arc forward, his entire body carrying the momentum and the spear goes sailing through the air, slamming home into a yellow sign no regular man would have been able to hit.

Lugh grins then, pleased with his throw. Pleased with his new spear. Perhaps this place is not so terrible.

[july 31]

Jul. 17th, 2019 04:48 pm
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On the eve of the day before Lughnasadh, the shining one of the Tuatha Dé Danann wakes in a bed that is not his.

There is a man in bed beside him, fair and lovely, but this is not entirely unheard of and though Lugh cannot remember his name or having lain with him -- a disappointment, truly -- he thinks little of his presence. It is the room that catches his focus. Unlike anything he has ever seen before, he lies still for a long time, studying the walls and considering his options. Listening for enemies. There is movement elsewhere in the building, though not close enough to be considered a threat and those he hears seem to be making no attempt to conceal their movements.

Not enemies, then. His enemies are not so foolish.

Standing from the bed, Lugh moves through the chamber without bothering to dress. None of these things belong to him. His spear, sword and hound are nowhere to be seen. There are weapons, but they are not his. They interest him little, though he notes their location should he need them.

Though the lodgings are strange, he does not panic. The God King does not panic.

With deft fingers, he braids his long hair, then does the same with his beard. His exploration continues, slow and methodical, until he's reached the bedchambers once more. The pale man is still asleep and Lugh walks to the bed and nudges the frame with his knee.

"Dúisigh," he demands of the man. "Mínigh seo."
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Sam's leg is fucked, but at least they've managed to get him to the hospital in the middle of the still raging fucking snowstorm. During the drive it had seemed like the wind might have been calming down here and there, but Sweeney doesn't know if he'd just been looking for a break or if it had actually happened. Either way, they're here and the doctors have taken Sam into surgery and Lisbeth's going to tear the fucking walls down soon unless he gets her to chill the fuck out.

Spike has left him to deal with this and Sweeney wouldn't say for sure that Spike is afraid of Lisbeth, but he can see why he might not want to be around her at the moment.

They're both in rough shape, but Lisbeth's wearing a hell of a lot more blood than he is. All kinds, too. Human, goblin, who the fuck knows what else. She's practically painted with it and Sweeney's not sure she's going to take too kindly to him dragging her off to a bathroom, but it has to happen. There's no way in hell they're going to let her in to see Sam once he's stabilized if she's carrying a hundred different possible ways of giving him an infection.

The trick is getting her to come willingly.

"Hey," he says, not sharp, but none too gently either. "You keep glaring at those nurses and they're gonna kick your ass outta here before they let you see your man. You want that?"
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Mad Sweeney has been quiet lately.

Quiet for a man like him is different than it is for most people, something that amounts to fewer fights and more nights spent at home -- or Spike's flat, as it were -- and more drinking. He's still a loud mouthed pain in the ass to anyone who cares to speak with him, that'll never fucking change, but he's not been found out and about as often in the past few weeks as he usually is.

There are memories troubling him lately. Not memories. Places where there should be memories. It's this that keeps him quiet and indoors.

But something tells him to go out tonight. Never one to ignore the signs, or rather, never one to ignore the signs he prefers, he listens to whatever sense is telling him to go and he goes. His denim jacket is yanked on over his shirts and he presses a cigarette between his lips as he steps through the front door of the apartment. When it's lit, he sets out, not entirely sure where his feet will take him, but assuming he'll know it when he gets there.

With his cigarette glowing in the deepening dusk, he sees Lisbeth's small, familiar frame, and realizes he's changed direction without consciously doing so. He heads for her, finishing his cigarette, then tilts his head and gives her a small, twisted grin.

"Lookin' for some company, darlin'?" he asks, hoping the answer is yes. This is where he was meant to go tonight. He's not sure how he knows it, only that he does. The same way he knows other things. Something else he pulls from the hoard.
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It's been days of restlessness now, near on a week, and by this point Mad Sweeney is sure Spike notices. He hasn't said anything about it, hasn't brought it up, and neither has Sweeney, not out of any desire to keep things to himself, but simply because he doesn't know what to say. He can't work out the reason for it, the cause behind this urge to move or risk forgetting everything he is.

There's no distance between them. For all his shitty behaviour and shittier habits, Sweeney hasn't pushed Spike away in an attempt to figure this shit out. He might go out and get blindingly drunk, but he goes back to Spike's place at the end of it and burrows into his bed and wraps a big arm over Spike's waist so he can properly fall asleep. He's a little more quiet lately, as quiet as a man like him is capable of being, but he thinks they've both been around long enough that Spike can understand that need.

And then one evening he's just sitting there. The sun is all but behind the horizon, dipping low enough to create long shadows and a dusky hue in the city. Dark enough that Spike can be out and Sweeney doesn't know where he is, but he thinks chances are good that Spike will find him. He's just sitting there in the park, near the lake where he had almost died, and he's smoking and thinking about nothing and then there's a voice in his head. A name.

Eorann.

Reaching up with one hand, Sweeney rubs his eye with the heel of his palm, then squints into the gathering night. Eorann. He can't place the name, only that he must have known her a long time ago, long before America, before Essie, before any of the world he knows now. He doesn't know what to make of it.

There's just so much he's forgotten.

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